Saturday, June 28, 2014

Does the fact that I like sword and sandal movies make me gay? Don't answer that.



I like the Rock because he doesn't take himself too seriously.  I like Hercules movies because they usually don't take themselves too seriously.  That means this may be a match made in men in leather skirt heaven, as long as everyone else didn't take it to damn seriously.

Things that could take this over the top for awesome.

1) Hercules gives the Nemean Lion the people's elbow.
2) Before fighting Cerberus he says "Finally, Hercules, has come back to Hades".
3) He calls Zeus a Jabroni

and lastly



4) Before leaving his wife and kids he asks if they can smell what Hercules is cooking.


Anyway, that is it for me today.








Rage off.

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