Saturday, June 28, 2014

How many visuals can they shove up your ass at the same time...


First off, this movie looks like they designed it to burn your eyes out with awesome space opera goodness.  Second, it kind of seems like they focuses on burning your eyes out instead of making a good movie which I imagine banging a Kardashian would be like, fun while it lasts but the need to scorch off your genitalia would be strong afterwords.

Also, why does Channing Tatum look like Dominic Monaghan in this movie?













It kind of makes me think this movie is about a space shire where all the hobbit wear jet boots and carry Gungan shields.

Anyway, it looks like the studio has felt the need to push back the opening of this move to February to "Finish the Special Effects" which seams like code for "We didn't want to have to go up against Guardians of the Galaxy this summer", so we won't get to find out if this is shit or shinola until next year.









Rage on.

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